Monday, December 31, 2012

The Inception of the Peacock

The last day of 2012 seems the perfect time to start at the beginning: the sketches.

Like I said before, the rough idea for this costume has been in my head for a few years, but the end of September stirred me to action. Every year my office has a Halloween costume party. While trying to come up with costume concepts for the annual company soiree, I encountered a problem and a moment of self realization that I shared on facebook.

September 26, 2012 - "Planning a Halloween costume inevitably leads me to thoughts of Mardi Gras, cravings for liquor, mambo rhythms in my head, and a subcutaneous quiver of energy that only February can bring. Thus I sabotage myself into reimagining every simple potential October costume idea as a far more elaborate, expensive, and time-consuming version of itself for February. Halloween's great and all, but let's be honest about which month brings the better party. The problem is compounded by the fact that once one has made a few costumes, one loses all concept of "knowing when to say when" and the ability to judge when one's costume is "finished" and 'perfect.'"

Later that night, for the first time since art school, I had a middle-of-the-night "Eureka!" moment so intense that I had to get out of bed and sketch. Me! Sketch! If you know me, you know that I hate to sketch. But there are a few occasions when I get so excited about a project that I feel that if I don't get the ideas out of my brain and onto paper my thoughts are going to start leaking out of my ears. Gross, right? So I threw back the covers and doodled this, half asleep:

That "perfect" part is what always kills me. I'm a real stickler for the details. I can finesse something to death, both mine and the project's. "Anal retentive" is an understatement. But it's also what makes me awesome at stuff that involves making things by hand because my stuff usually looks too clean to have been made by bulky human appendages. 

The fact that my attention to visual detail boarders on neurotic is also why I think this whole cliché peacock costume is going to be a success. I've seen peacock done a dozen times, but I've never seen it done right.

You've got to be kidding me. I can see your velcro from here.

Are you even trying?

NO. Just... No.

I'm almost 31.
A cheek-length tutu no longer constitutes permissible outerwear.
Not even during Mardi Gras.

So with these existing peacock samples in mind, here's my costume criteria:
  • Must be comfortable. Mardi Gras day means +/-16 hours of non-stop dancing and walking, a few bus and/or taxi rides, shoulder-to-shoulder crowded streets, and visits to a few friends' homes. Your costume has to be something you don't mind wearing for a long time, and in lots of different situations.
  • Must be secure. 16 hours of crowded street dancewalking with hands full of drinks and cameras and beads and food is no time to be burdened with a bra strap that tries to slip down every 15 minutes.
  • Must be washable. Ain't No Place to Pee on Mardi Gras Day. So, lots of folks just pee in the street. They also spill drinks and puke. If it's hot (as February sometimes is in NOLA), everyone is sweaty and the streets are crowded and you've got no choice but to squish up against everybody. On top of it all, the police horses and carriage mules are rarely wearing poop bags. And then God forbid it RAINS on Mardi Gras day! Rain erases all hope of dodging the puddles and it all swirls together in one big happy gutter gumbo of putrid nastiness. So, shoes must be disposable and the rest must not be allergic to a few hot water wash cycles.
  • Must be durable. Sure, if you're the casual visiting reveler, a $50 frock from a corner costume shop is probably fine and you can throw it away once you've stumbled back to your overpriced hotel room. But I'm pouring my heart and soul and a good chuck of last year's disposable income into this thing. It's GOT to last me more than just one run. Hopefully, it'll last a good half decade.
  • Must be adjustable. On Mardi Gras morning, I typically have my first Bloody Mary by 7 a.m. Then there's the annual Mardi Gras Brunch at our friends' French Quarter apartment. Then some vodka tonics before a Lucky Dog for lunch. Follow that up with some cocktails leading up to dinner at Port of Call. And then a few night caps on Frenchmen. What I'm saying is, I may wear a size 8 when I wake up, but by the end of the night I'm spreading further into "full-figured" territory. This get-up has GOT to give a little.
  • Must cover all presently or potentially jiggly body parts. See above, "A cheek-length tutu no longer constitutes permissible outerwear."
  • Must be anatomically correct. I believe that costumes are all-or-nothing affairs. If you're dressing like a thing, you should BECOME that thing. I am dressing as a peacock. 'Nuff said.
  • Must be stunningly gorgeous. In addition to ALL that techincal stuff above, it also has to make me feel like a Disney princess descending a staircase. I want to take onlookers' breath away. I want to be in the first pic that pops up on tourists' Twitter feeds. I want to stop seasoned locals in their tracks, and maybe even make it to the cover of the Times-Picayune. (Whenever it comes out now. On Wednesday? Or maybe Friday?)

  • Basically, I just want to do my part to help to make Mardi Gras the amazingly and indescribably decadent onslaught of sensory overstimulation that it is. Here are a few of my fave-o pics from last year. These costumes were all homemade, and they were all positively arresting.

The Carnival Concordia had just capsized off the coast of Italy that January.

Talked to this lady for a while. The whole thing only cost her $150, but took 4 months to sew.

Poking fun at the Krewe of Muses.

And then there's THIS dude. Absolutely made my jaw drop. He and his partner were runners up in the annual Bourbon Street Awards. I'll never be as fabulous as this feather god, but I definitely look to him for inspiration.

So to this end, I've done a few more doodles in the months since September, but mostly just to work out the details of the accessories and the mechanics of the tail. That tail is giving me hell because it must, of course, be perfect. And by perfect, I mean fully functional.
Up. Down. Open. Close. And BIG.

All the other plans are still just swimming around in my head and probably getting close to leaking out of my ears.

Just 42 days 'till Mardi Gras, and so much left to do...

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